| 1 | Conan the Barbarian: The Musical ("Crom!") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:55 |
| 2 | Robocop: The Musical ("Murphy, It's You") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:01 |
| 3 | Terminator 2: The Opera ("To Kill Someone Again") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:28 |
| 4 | Rambo: The Musical ("You Not Expendable") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:51 |
| 5 | Commando: The Musical ("Jenny and Me") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:12 |
| 6 | Schindler's List: The Musical ("I Could Have Done More") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:51 |
| 7 | Schindler's List: The Musical ("I Pardon You") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:13 |
| 8 | Predator: The Musical ("If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:32 |
| 9 | Silence! The Musical ("Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:34 |
| 10 | Sean Connery: The Musical ("S With an H") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:35 |
| 11 | Rocky IV: The Musical ("Drago, Yo, You Killed Apollo") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 4:25 |
| 12 | Total Recall: The Musical ("The Mountains of Mars") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:16 |
| 13 | Fright Night: The Musical ("Amy, Awake!") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:31 |
| 14 | The Thing: The Musical ("I'm the Thing!") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:14 |
| 15 | Super Mario Bros.: The 8-Bit Opera ("It's a-Me, Mario") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:45 |
| 16 | The Help: The Musical ("Eat My Shit, Baby") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:31 |
| 17 | Batman and Robin: The Musical ("Batman, You Son of a Bitch") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:47 |
| 18 | Aliens: The Musical ("Far Away From LV426") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:17 |
| 19 | The Expendables: The Musical ("The Expendables!") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:09 |
| 20 | Liam Neeson: The Musical ("Neeson Season") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:08 |
| 21 | The Hobbit: The Musical ("There Must Be Three") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:49 |
| 22 | Die Hard: The Musical ("So, Mr. Mystery Guest") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:13 |
| 23 | War Horse: The Musical ("Walk On, Joey") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:54 |
| 24 | The Running Man / Hunger Games Musical Spectacular ("Fuck You, The Hunger Games") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 3:30 |
| 25 | I Fucked the Maid | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:32 |
| 26 | 24 Season Two: The Musical ("Bring It On!") | Jon & Al Kaplan | 2:50 |