| 1 | Billy Mays (Don't Move Here, "It's a Trap!") | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 6:02 |
| 2 | Courtney Taylor Taylor (How Sexy Is Your Soul?) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 6:29 |
| 3 | Steve Jobs (All Is Fun Until Someone Gets Stabbed) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 4:12 |
| 4 | Marty Anderson (Guitar Hero Material) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 3:52 |
| 5 | Tre Arrow (Thanks for Smoking All My Weed... You Dick.) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 1:28 |
| 6 | L. Ron Hubbard (We Did One of These at the Mall) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 5:51 |
| 7 | Phillip Seymour Hoffman (It's the Wonder of Nature Baby!) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 6:05 |
| 8 | Glenn Beck (Baby Blood Theft) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 7:18 |
| 9 | Tony West | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 1:03 |
| 10 | John Steinbeck (Get Off My Phone!!) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 8:15 |
| 11 | Michael Jackson (No... We're Serious) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 3:17 |
| 12 | Karl Marx (A Brief Science of History) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 0:39 |
| 13 | Ted Haggard (The Future Isn't Knocking at Your Door. It's Pounding...) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 5:55 |
| 14 | Dov Charney (Neon Cotton Wormhole) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 1:00 |
| 15 | Yasir Arafat (Spidering Deep Into the Night) | Duck. Little Brother, Duck! | 16:56 |