| 1 | Intro | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:05 |
| 2 | Trouble Concentrating When Praying (Only When I Masturbate) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:22 |
| 3 | Church of the Subgenius (Bob) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 7:07 |
| 4 | Looking for a Good Christian Abortionist | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:50 |
| 5 | Brain Tumor (Try a New Salad Dressing) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:50 |
| 6 | Velma - Grandchildren - Beans, Macaroni & Pork Chops | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:45 |
| 7 | Herb - Oh Well, We'll Probably All Be Blown Up Anyway | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:07 |
| 8 | Buy Back Offensive Music (Reduced Price), They'll Be Out Cash | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:27 |
| 9 | Brain Tumor Again - Praise Report: Jesus Healed Me! | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:31 |
| 10 | Artificial Insemination - Sex (God's Plan for Married Couples) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 2:29 |
| 11 | Live at Night Phone Numbers (KPDQ, Portland) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:21 |
| 12 | Permanent Makeup Commercial | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:34 |
| 13 | Gays in Military (Frontline) - Spirit of Jesus Came Upon Me | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 2:22 |
| 14 | Jesus in Ice Cream (Bi-Level Mediating Influence) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 3:17 |
| 15 | Salvation Is More Nutritious (Choose Burger King) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:18 |
| 16 | Christian Youth Program in High School (Feedback) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:57 |
| 17 | Michael Jackson Jehovah's Witness (Fuck Me Jerry I'm Lonely) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 3:26 |
| 18 | Crank Call Description - Unrelated? Forget It. | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:52 |
| 19 | Compulsive Eater - Christian Counseling (Switch to Yogurt) | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 4:47 |
| 20 | Live at Night Promo Message | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:25 |
| 21 | Gwem - Persian Gulf War, Iraqi Big Gold Atoms | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 3:53 |
| 22 | 2 Live Crew, Bob (Revelations) Satan's Alive & Well in Portland | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 1:57 |
| 23 | Immaculate Speculations, Inordinate Dysfunctionalism, Comfort? | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 0:42 |
| 24 | 14 1/2 Min Silence, Speak Directly in Phone... | The National Hardwood Floor Association | 15:31 |