| 1 | Saccity-Sac | Your Mother feat. Bradley Roberts on the high hat | 3:09 |
| 2 | Greg: Ex-Masturbator | Your Mother | 0:34 |
| 3 | Greg: Masturbator | Your Mother | 3:17 |
| 4 | Flowertown | Your Mother | 0:48 |
| 5 | My Mom Is a Dentist (and Joe sings through a telephone) | Your Mother | 1:47 |
| 6 | Lemme Be Your Hog | Your Mother | 1:25 |
| 7 | Why I’ll Never Have Another Girlfriend | Your Mother featuring the smooth sounds of Tel Aviv | 1:50 |
| 8 | Dinger Sofa | Your Mother | 2:27 |
| 9 | Touchie Feelie | Your Mother | 0:28 |
| 10 | Not-So-Funny, Kinda Boring, Corny | Your Mother | 3:15 |
| 11 | Free Willy’s Burping | Your Mother | 4:38 |
| 12 | Do You Know the Way to Become a San Jose? | Your Mother | 2:29 |
| 13 | We Know What It Takes to Write Pop Songs, Honkey Lips | Your Mother | 1:36 |
| 14 | Don’t Fuck With the Ghost | Your Mother | 0:17 |
| 15 | If Spankin’ It Were an Olympic Event, I Would Be Sponsored by Nike (Or Maybe Kleenex) | Your Mother | 1:47 |
| 16 | Sprouts | Your Mother | 0:17 |
| 17 | One Fish, Two Fish | Your Mother | 2:23 |
| 18 | What All Americans Think of Australia | Your Mother | 1:17 |
| 19 | Happy Birthday | Your Mother | 2:13 |
| 20 | BrushaBrushaBrusha | Your Mother | 0:26 |
| 21 | When Your Something, Something… | Your Mother | 0:19 |
| 22 | Burnt Toast | Your Mother | 2:27 |
| 23 | I Wanna Be a Gladiator | Nancy Vandal | 2:21 |
| 24 | My Baby Knows How to Moonwalk | Nancy Vandal | 2:54 |
| 25 | She Left Me for a Gameshow Host Blues | Nancy Vandal | 1:01 |
| 26 | The Guitar Is Not a Toy | Nancy Vandal | 2:25 |
| 27 | Bikini High Pool Party Massacre | Nancy Vandal | 1:38 |
| 28 | Egg Sandwich | Nancy Vandal | 1:04 |
| 29 | We’re Not Getting Any Nuder | Nancy Vandal | 2:49 |
| 30 | Satan Is Tops | Nancy Vandal | 1:16 |
| 31 | When I Squeeze My Nose I Sound Like Axl Rose | Nancy Vandal | 3:03 |
| 32 | We Are Nancy Vandal and We Love You | Nancy Vandal | 1:45 |
| 33 | Let’s Go Out and Hire Us a Blow Up Billy Ray Cyrus | Nancy Vandal | 1:17 |
| 34 | There’s No ‘I’ in Rock | Nancy Vandal | 2:34 |
| 35 | (We Are) Disgruntled | Nancy Vandal | 1:37 |
| 36 | Ray Martin Has a Shed Full of Giant Robotic Killer Wasps | Nancy Vandal | 1:43 |
| 37 | What Eggs Architect | Nancy Vandal | 2:46 |
| 38 | Tourette’s Counting Song | Nancy Vandal | 1:40 |
| 39 | Piss in My Weet-Bix | Nancy Vandal | 2:42 |