| 1 | Swallow My Eggnog | Kevin & Bean | 4:24 |
| 2 | Ex‐Miss | New Found Glory | 3:27 |
| 3 | Someday at Christmas | Remy Zero | 2:45 |
| 4 | Seth Green’s Holiday Message | Kevin & Bean | 0:13 |
| 5 | Clint Frostwood | Chillaz | 2:38 |
| 6 | Cookin’ With Walken | Kevin & Bean | 3:38 |
| 7 | Get Your Dreidel On | Pudie Tadow | 3:05 |
| 8 | Christmas in Cali | P.O.D. | 2:44 |
| 9 | Steve Erwin’s Crocodile Christmas | Kevin & Bean | 0:23 |
| 10 | Harry Blotter & The Sorcerer’s Bone | Kevin & Bean | 4:57 |
| 11 | Last Christmas | Jimmy Eat World | 4:24 |
| 12 | The Night Before Christmas | Cypress Hill | 2:04 |
| 13 | Silent Bob’s Christmas Memory | Kevin & Bean | 0:24 |
| 14 | Little Girls and Hobos | The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show | 3:59 |
| 15 | Unwritten Christmas | Unwritten Law feat. Sum 41 | 3:51 |
| 16 | Christmastime Is Here | Richard Cheese | 1:29 |
| 17 | A Very Jackass Christmas | Johnny Knoxville | 1:15 |
| 18 | Happy Holidays, You Bastard | blink‐182 | 0:43 |
| 19 | Dave Gahan’s Christmas Message | Kevin & Bean | 0:12 |
| 20 | Westside | Dr. Dyke & The Cinnamon Cowboys | 3:05 |
| 21 | Don Quixote’s Christmas Bonanza | Gorillaz | 3:42 |
| 22 | Under the Mistle‐Toke With Mole | Kevin & Bean | 2:36 |
| 23 | A Family Guy Christmas | Kevin & Bean | 3:49 |
| 24 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Coldplay | 0:40 |
| 25 | Things I Want | Sum 41 vs. Tenacious D | 3:43 |
| 26 | Jackie Chan’s Christmas Message | Kevin & Bean | 0:26 |
| 27 | Santa Bob | Kevin & Bean | 3:00 |
| 28 | Afroman’s Christmas Joint | Kevin & Bean | 1:05 |
| 29 | Always | Weezer | 2:40 |
| 30 | Rock ’n Pot Christmas | Armenian Comedian | 4:00 |