| 1 | Hi, How's it Goin' | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 2 | Clap You Fuckers Clap | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 3 | Witty Banter | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 4 | Why I Didn't Call | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 5 | Witty Yet Heretical Banter | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 6 | Jump on a Cross and Die | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 7 | Even Wittier Banter | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 8 | The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 9 | Banter So Witty You'll Plotz | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 10 | Fuck You (And the Sport Utillity Vehicle You Rode In On) | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 11 | Again With the Banter? | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 12 | Bite Me | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 13 | Does This Dork Ever Shut Up? | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 14 | the Gaucho Named Klaus | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 15 | Yadda Yadda Yadda | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 16 | My Soul Aint Got No Soul | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 17 | Ballad of a Skank Ho | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 18 | Just Shut Up and Sing Already | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 19 | Jesus Owes Me $50 | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 20 | No Wonder You Don't Get Laid, You Talk Too Much | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 21 | Tool | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 22 | You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on this Album if There | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 23 | The Other Madonna | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 24 | This Banter and a Token Will Get You on a Bus | Adam Brodsky | — |
| 25 | Diesel Dyke | Adam Brodsky | — |