| 1 | Some Songs | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 2 | Some More Songs | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 3 | Blur Including New H.C. Song | Anal Cunt | 1:16 |
| 4 | Even More Songs | Anal Cunt | 0:34 |
| 5 | Tim | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 6 | Judge | Anal Cunt | 0:43 |
| 7 | Spin Cycle | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 8 | Song #8 | Anal Cunt | 2:09 |
| 9 | Pavorotti | Anal Cunt | 0:52 |
| 10 | Unbelievable | Anal Cunt | 0:42 |
| 11 | Music Sucks | Anal Cunt | 0:25 |
| 12 | Newest H.C. Song #1 | Anal Cunt | 0:13 |
| 13 | Chiffron and Chips | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 14 | Guy Smiley | Anal Cunt | 0:59 |
| 15 | Seth | Anal Cunt | 0:52 |
| 16 | “I’m Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache” | Anal Cunt | 1:21 |
| 17 | A. Ex. A Blur | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 18 | G.M.O.T.R. | Anal Cunt | 0:51 |
| 19 | I’m Wicked Underground | Anal Cunt | 0:34 |
| 20 | Blur Including G | Anal Cunt | 1:02 |
| 21 | Shut Up Mike | Anal Cunt | 0:19 |
| 22 | Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 23 | Radio Hit | Anal Cunt | 1:04 |
| 24 | Loser | Anal Cunt | 0:55 |
| 25 | When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins | Anal Cunt | 1:31 |
| 26 | Eddy Grant | Anal Cunt | 0:47 |
| 27 | MTV Is My Source for New Music | Anal Cunt | 1:05 |
| 28 | Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid | Anal Cunt | 0:33 |
| 29 | Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks | Anal Cunt | 1:03 |
| 30 | “Well You Know, Mean Gene…” | Anal Cunt | 0:51 |
| 31 | Song #5 | Anal Cunt | 5:36 |
| 32 | Iron Funeral | Anal Cunt | 2:00 |
| 33 | Chapel of Gristle | Anal Cunt | 0:48 |
| 34 | Hellbent for Leatherman | Anal Cunt | 0:43 |
| 35 | Alcoholic | Anal Cunt | 2:43 |
| 36 | Chump Change | Anal Cunt | 0:30 |
| 37 | Slow Song From Split 7″ | Anal Cunt | 1:40 |
| 38 | Les Binks’ Hairstyle | Anal Cunt | 0:57 |
| 39 | Newest H.C. Song #2 | Anal Cunt | 0:19 |
| 40 | Greatful Dead | Anal Cunt | 1:20 |
| 41 | Aging Disgracefully | Anal Cunt | 1:06 |
| 42 | Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan | Anal Cunt | 0:20 |
| 43 | Surfer | Anal Cunt | 0:59 |
| 44 | You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This | Anal Cunt | 1:05 |
| 45 | Choke Edge | Anal Cunt | 1:06 |
| 46 | Otis Sistrunk | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 47 | Russty Knoife | Anal Cunt | 0:37 |
| 48 | Fred Bash | Anal Cunt | 0:12 |
| 49 | Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles | Anal Cunt | 0:46 |
| 50 | Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu) | Anal Cunt | 0:32 |
| 51 | Guy Le Fleur | Anal Cunt | 1:39 |
| 52 | Song #3 | Anal Cunt | 1:04 |
| 53 | Empire Sandwich Shop | Anal Cunt | 0:33 |
| 54 | Morrisey | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 55 | Selling Out by Having Song Titles on His Album | Anal Cunt | 0:38 |
| 56 | Grindcore Is Very Terrifying | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 57 | Song #6 | Anal Cunt | 2:53 |
| 58 | Guy Lombardo | Anal Cunt | 0:42 |