| 1 | Sorry, I Didn't Know That She Was Only 13 | Sylvester Staline | 1:21 |
| 2 | A Real Bitch Doesn't Listen to Botch | Sylvester Staline | 0:52 |
| 3 | Seth Putnam Is a Rip-Off | Sylvester Staline | 1:00 |
| 4 | $.$ Gonna Spread Hard Drugs to Your Stupid Kids With the Royalties Generated by This CD | Sylvester Staline | 0:33 |
| 5 | Emo Is the R'n'b of Hardcore | Sylvester Staline | 1:09 |
| 6 | Internet Thugz | Sylvester Staline | 0:49 |
| 7 | Poor Lonesome Trasher | Sylvester Staline | 0:48 |
| 8 | I Drive Drunk to Smash Cop Kids | Sylvester Staline | 1:15 |
| 9 | Remove Your Spikes | Sylvester Staline | 0:45 |
| 10 | Assume You're a Loser | Sylvester Staline | 0:44 |
| 11 | Crusty Bastards | Sylvester Staline | 0:22 |
| 12 | Not Sorry About This | Sylvester Staline | 0:38 |
| 13 | I Love Real TV Shit | Sylvester Staline | 0:21 |
| 14 | King of Hiddenz Lyrics | Sylvester Staline | 1:23 |
| 15 | Andre From Mongoli Is a Mongoloid Android and Tetris Made Him Fool | Sylvester Staline | 0:56 |
| 16 | D.I.Y. | Sylvester Staline | 0:48 |
| 17 | More Crack! | Sylvester Staline | 0:41 |
| 18 | Horny Sistaz Love Mr. Freeze | Sylvester Staline | 1:05 |
| 19 | Bullet Proof Bikini | Sylvester Staline | 1:01 |
| 20 | Bootyfastoi! Forskrewdriverfever | Sylvester Staline | 0:45 |
| 21 | Fatal Mosh From Venice Beach Goulag a.k.a. Revolution Is Trendy | Sylvester Staline | 1:42 |
| 22 | Funny Funky Breakin' Yaba Girl | Sylvester Staline | 1:00 |
| 23 | Stabbed in the Back With a Fork | Sylvester Staline | 1:08 |
| 24 | A Song That We Can't Understand Why We Did It a.k.a. the Batman Song | Sylvester Staline | 1:56 |
| 25 | Classious as a Pimp in Pump | Sylvester Staline | 1:12 |
| 26 | Nunchakniggusstrretbounceviolentattack | Sylvester Staline | 0:14 |
| 27 | You Play Stoner but You Don't Even Know It Came From Black Sabbath Because You Are Born in 1981 | Sylvester Staline | 2:10 |
| 28 | Do You Have a Karate Club Card? | Sylvester Staline | 0:37 |
| 29 | Disco Vietnam: Born to Dance | Sylvester Staline | 1:04 |
| 30 | The DC Killah | Sylvester Staline | 0:59 |
| 31 | Crackrocks Chocolate Milkshake | Sylvester Staline | 0:45 |
| 32 | Bootyfightonshakethatass | Sylvester Staline | 0:28 |
| 33 | Too Fuckin'Long | Sylvester Staline | 8:59 |