| 1 | Beethoven's Wig (5th Symphony, Beethoven) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:36 |
| 2 | Franz Liszt the Famous Pianist (Hungarian Rhapsody #2, Liszt) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:02 |
| 3 | Please Don't Play Your Violin at Night (Eine Kleine Nachtmusic, Mozart) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:45 |
| 4 | Can You Can Can? (Can Can, Offenbach) | Richard Perlmutter | 2:14 |
| 5 | Just for Elise (Fur Elise, Beethoven) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:30 |
| 6 | Haydn's Great Surprise (Surprise Symphony, Haydn) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:37 |
| 7 | Kings and Queens of England (Trumpet Tune, Purcell) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:11 |
| 8 | Drip, Drip, Drip (Pizzicato From Sylvia, Delibes) | Richard Perlmutter | 2:22 |
| 9 | Harmony (The Merry Peasant, Schumann) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:14 |
| 10 | Hey Guitar Teacher (Bouree, Bach) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:18 |
| 11 | Tchaikovsky's Cannonball (1812 Overture, Tchaikovsky) | Richard Perlmutter | 1:32 |
| 12 | 5th Symphony | Ludwig van Beethoven | 1:35 |
| 13 | Hungarian Rhapsody #2 | Franz Liszt | 1:02 |
| 14 | Eine Kleine Nachtmusik | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | 1:44 |
| 15 | Can Can | Jacques Offenbach | 2:13 |
| 16 | Fur Elise | Ludwig van Beethoven | 1:29 |
| 17 | Surprise Symphony | Joseph Haydn | 1:38 |
| 18 | Trumpet Tune | Henry Purcell | 1:11 |
| 19 | Pizzicato From Sylvia | Léo Delibes | 2:20 |
| 20 | The Merry Peasant | Robert Schumann | 1:14 |
| 21 | Bouree | Johann Sebastian Bach | 1:18 |
| 22 | 1812 Overture | Пётр Ильич Чайковский | 1:31 |