| 1 | I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It | Anal Cunt | 0:43 |
| 2 | Eazy‐E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury | Anal Cunt | 0:42 |
| 3 | I Like Drugs and Child Abuse | Anal Cunt | 0:22 |
| 4 | Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison | Anal Cunt | 0:41 |
| 5 | I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis | Anal Cunt | 0:50 |
| 6 | I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos | Anal Cunt | 0:34 |
| 7 | Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too) | Anal Cunt | 0:40 |
| 8 | I Paid J. Howell to Rape You | Anal Cunt | 1:44 |
| 9 | I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway | Anal Cunt | 0:46 |
| 10 | Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 11 | You Rollerblading Faggot | Anal Cunt | 0:30 |
| 12 | I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 13 | I Lit Your Baby on Fire | Anal Cunt | 1:57 |
| 14 | Body by Auschwitz | Anal Cunt | 1:02 |
| 15 | I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog | Anal Cunt | 0:30 |
| 16 | Sweatshops Are Cool | Anal Cunt | 0:47 |
| 17 | Women: Nature’s Punching Bag | Anal Cunt | 0:57 |
| 18 | I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 19 | Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck | Anal Cunt | 1:02 |
| 20 | I Ate Your Horse | Anal Cunt | 0:50 |
| 21 | Hitler Was a Sensitive Man | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 22 | You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You’re a Cum Guzzling Fag | Anal Cunt | 0:28 |
| 23 | I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die | Anal Cunt | 0:53 |
| 24 | I Fucked Your Wife | Anal Cunt | 0:40 |
| 25 | Into the Oven | Anal Cunt | 1:42 |
| 26 | I Gave N.A.M.B.L.A. Pictures of Your Kid | Anal Cunt | 0:52 |
| 27 | The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt | Anal Cunt | 1:02 |
| 28 | I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died | Anal Cunt | 0:28 |
| 29 | Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny | Anal Cunt | 0:42 |
| 30 | Dictators Are Cool | Anal Cunt | 0:35 |
| 31 | Dead Beat Dads Are Cool | Anal Cunt | 0:43 |
| 32 | I’m Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert | Anal Cunt | 0:45 |
| 33 | Being Ignorant Is Awesome | Anal Cunt | 1:03 |
| 34 | You’re Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach | Anal Cunt | 0:29 |
| 35 | Chris Barnes Is a Pussy | Anal Cunt | 1:05 |
| 36 | Tim Is Gay | Anal Cunt | 1:30 |
| 37 | BT/AC | Anal Cunt | 0:40 |
| 38 | I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant | Anal Cunt | 0:49 |
| 39 | I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women | Anal Cunt | 0:58 |