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发行版 / MUSIC ARCHIVE
Greatest Hits
Bob Rivers
TRACKLIST
曲目表
碟片 1
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 50 Plates to Feed My Brother | Bob Rivers | 1:42 |
| 2 | 50 Ways to Eat Your Lover | Bob Rivers | 1:37 |
| 3 | A Letter to Santa | Bob Rivers | 2:40 |
| 4 | A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas | Bob Rivers | 4:45 |
| 5 | Ally McBeal | Bob Rivers | 1:48 |
| 6 | American Pie Eulogy | Bob Rivers | 2:57 |
| 7 | Another Kick in the Balls | Bob Rivers | 1:36 |
| 8 | As Beers Go By | Bob Rivers | 2:17 |
| 9 | Asshole Son | Bob Rivers | 2:22 |
| 10 | Be Claus I Got High | Bob Rivers | 3:27 |
| 11 | Biker’s Christmas Carol | Bob Rivers | 2:55 |
| 12 | Bin Laden and the Jets | Bob Rivers | 1:47 |
| 13 | Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:00 |
| 14 | Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling. | Bob Rivers | 2:58 |
| 15 | Born to Be Mild | Bob Rivers | 1:52 |
| 16 | Bowel Moves | Bob Rivers | 2:37 |
| 17 | Burned on the Barbeque | Bob Rivers | 2:28 |
| 18 | Butch the Gay Santa Claus | Bob Rivers | 1:37 |
| 19 | Buttcracker Suite | Bob Rivers | 4:04 |
| 20 | Carol of the Bartenders | Bob Rivers | 1:39 |
碟片 2
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Caught Me One Handed | Bob Rivers | 2:06 |
| 2 | Chatroom | Bob Rivers | 2:32 |
| 3 | Cheney’s Got a Gun | Bob Rivers | 2:17 |
| 4 | Christmas Money (That’s What I Want) | Bob Rivers | 2:17 |
| 5 | Clean the Catbox | Bob Rivers | 2:03 |
| 6 | Condom Song | Bob Rivers | 3:47 |
| 7 | Cows With Guns | Bob Rivers | 2:48 |
| 8 | Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep | Bob Rivers | 2:37 |
| 9 | Doin’ It Doggystyle | Bob Rivers | 2:35 |
| 10 | Dolly Parton’s Tits | Bob Rivers | 1:56 |
| 11 | Drivers on the Phone | Bob Rivers | 2:28 |
| 12 | Elmo’s Got a Gun | Bob Rivers | 1:22 |
| 13 | Fart in an Elevator | Bob Rivers | 3:31 |
| 14 | Feelin’ Boobies | Bob Rivers | 1:14 |
| 15 | For Those Who Bombed Iraq | Bob Rivers | 1:59 |
| 16 | Foreigners | Bob Rivers | 1:17 |
| 17 | Free as a Turd | Bob Rivers | 2:10 |
| 18 | Free Ballin’ | Bob Rivers | 2:33 |
| 19 | Frosty the Pervert | Bob Rivers | 2:26 |
| 20 | Getting Fatter All the Time | Bob Rivers | 1:56 |
碟片 3
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ghosts in White Linen | Bob Rivers | 1:16 |
| 2 | Gilligans Island | Bob Rivers | 0:58 |
| 3 | Gimmie 12 Steps | Bob Rivers | 2:41 |
| 4 | Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck | Bob Rivers | 2:25 |
| 5 | Gropin’ in the Classroom | Bob Rivers | 2:07 |
| 6 | Hark! The Hair | Bob Rivers | 0:57 |
| 7 | Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas | Bob Rivers | 1:50 |
| 8 | Heavin’ on a Jet Plane | Bob Rivers | 1:37 |
| 9 | Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS | Bob Rivers | 2:19 |
| 10 | Hey You! Get Off of My House | Bob Rivers | 2:53 |
| 11 | Ho Ho Fucking Ho | Bob Rivers | 2:37 |
| 12 | Holy Shit, It’s Christmas | Bob Rivers | 3:04 |
| 13 | Homeless for the Holidays | Bob Rivers | 2:52 |
| 14 | I Am Santa Claus | Bob Rivers | 3:23 |
| 15 | I Can’t Ski Babe | Bob Rivers | 2:29 |
| 16 | I Fought the Lawn | Bob Rivers | 1:30 |
| 17 | I Let an Intern Go Down on Me | Bob Rivers | 2:05 |
| 18 | I Like Big Tits | Bob Rivers | 2:52 |
| 19 | I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand | Bob Rivers | 2:58 |
| 20 | I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are | Bob Rivers | 2:26 |
碟片 4
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus | Bob Rivers | 2:54 |
| 2 | I Saw Her Leaning There | Bob Rivers | 1:46 |
| 3 | I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus | Bob Rivers | 2:43 |
| 4 | I Used to Rock & Roll All Night | Bob Rivers | 2:20 |
| 5 | I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:11 |
| 6 | I Want a Boob Job for Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:43 |
| 7 | I Want My MP3 | Bob Rivers | 2:00 |
| 8 | Ice Fish Baby | Bob Rivers | 3:39 |
| 9 | I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:27 |
| 10 | I’ll Never Shit Solid Again | Bob Rivers | 3:17 |
| 11 | I’m a Weight Watcher | Bob Rivers | 1:43 |
| 12 | Inflatable Woman | Bob Rivers | 2:45 |
| 13 | Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year | Bob Rivers | 2:52 |
| 14 | Itty Bitty Titties | Bob Rivers | 3:39 |
| 15 | Joy to the World | Bob Rivers | 1:22 |
| 16 | Kill the Wabbit | Bob Rivers | 2:17 |
| 17 | Kittycat Song | Bob Rivers | 1:21 |
| 18 | Leader of Iraq | Bob Rivers | 1:36 |
| 19 | Leroy the Redneck Reindeer | Bob Rivers | 3:18 |
| 20 | Little Hummer Girl | Bob Rivers | 2:05 |
碟片 5
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lots of Cleavage | Bob Rivers | 1:14 |
| 2 | Marijuanaville | Bob Rivers | 4:02 |
| 3 | Me and Mrs. Claus | Bob Rivers | 2:20 |
| 4 | Menopause Is Coming to Town | Bob Rivers | 0:58 |
| 5 | My Medication | Bob Rivers | 1:20 |
| 6 | O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads | Bob Rivers | 1:26 |
| 7 | Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy | Bob Rivers | 1:48 |
| 8 | One Turban, One Scott and One Queer | Bob Rivers | 2:44 |
| 9 | Pick My Nose Again | Bob Rivers | 1:42 |
| 10 | Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman | Bob Rivers | 1:26 |
| 11 | Please Don’t Wear That Thong | Bob Rivers | 1:53 |
| 12 | PMS | Bob Rivers | 2:33 |
| 13 | Police Stop My Car | Bob Rivers | 1:59 |
| 14 | Rare Funny Star Trek Parody | Bob Rivers | 4:56 |
| 15 | Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo | Bob Rivers | 1:52 |
| 16 | Rusty Chevrolet | Bob Rivers | 2:38 |
| 17 | Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town | Bob Rivers | 1:10 |
| 18 | School’s Out of Ammo | Bob Rivers | 2:20 |
| 19 | Sea Lion Eats Tonight | Bob Rivers | 2:48 |
| 20 | Space Station Oddity | Bob Rivers | 2:24 |
碟片 6
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stan Writes Santa | Bob Rivers | 3:23 |
| 2 | Strawberry Rehabs Forever | Bob Rivers | 3:11 |
| 3 | Suck on My Cock | Bob Rivers | 2:14 |
| 4 | Take a Whack on the U.S. Side | Bob Rivers | 2:55 |
| 5 | Taliban on the Run | Bob Rivers | 2:41 |
| 6 | The 12 Drugs of Christmas | Bob Rivers | 3:21 |
| 7 | The AOL Song | Bob Rivers | 1:45 |
| 8 | The Chimney Song | Bob Rivers | 2:12 |
| 9 | The Devil Went Down to Jamaica | Bob Rivers | 2:42 |
| 10 | The Girl With Emphysema | Bob Rivers | 2:48 |
| 11 | The Little Hooters Girl | Bob Rivers | 1:53 |
| 12 | The No Smoking Song | Bob Rivers | 2:19 |
| 13 | The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’ | Bob Rivers | 1:35 |
| 14 | The Taliban Can | Bob Rivers | 1:59 |
| 15 | There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis | Bob Rivers | 2:42 |
| 16 | Tight Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:54 |
| 17 | Toy Sack | Bob Rivers | 2:34 |
| 18 | Walk With an Erection | Bob Rivers | 3:28 |
| 19 | Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear | Bob Rivers | 1:53 |
| 20 | Wappin’ | Bob Rivers | 1:42 |
碟片 7
| 序号 | 曲目 | 艺人 | 时长 |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | We Buy the Tampons | Bob Rivers | 2:29 |
| 2 | We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us | Bob Rivers | 0:50 |
| 3 | We’re a Ukrainian Band | Bob Rivers | 1:46 |
| 4 | What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? | Bob Rivers | 3:08 |
| 5 | When a Man Loves a Chicken | Bob Rivers | 2:59 |
| 6 | White Ford Bronco | Bob Rivers | 1:55 |
| 7 | White Pussy | Bob Rivers | 1:16 |
| 8 | White Trash Christmas | Bob Rivers | 2:47 |
| 9 | Who Put the Dick on the Snowman | Bob Rivers | 1:06 |
| 10 | Who Put the Stump | Bob Rivers | 2:13 |
| 11 | Will They Stay or Will They Go | Bob Rivers | 1:32 |
| 12 | Windows 95 Sucks | Bob Rivers | 2:10 |
| 13 | With Legs Wide Open | Bob Rivers | 3:13 |
| 14 | Wonderbra | Bob Rivers | 3:30 |
| 15 | Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! | Bob Rivers | 2:30 |
| 16 | You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas | Bob Rivers | 3:57 |
| 17 | You Chesty Thing | Bob Rivers | 2:18 |
| 18 | You Don’t Smell Like Flowers | Bob Rivers | 1:42 |
| 19 | You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling | Bob Rivers | 1:12 |