| 1 | The Tale of King Arthur, as Told by a Redneck | Danny Birt | 2:26 |
| 2 | The Silent Letter Blues | Danny Birt | 2:00 |
| 3 | I Will Revive (Parody of I Will Survive) | Danny Birt | 1:11 |
| 4 | The Spice Must Flow (Parody of take Me Home, Country Roads) | Danny Birt | 2:07 |
| 5 | Three Foot Two (Parody of Five Foot Two) | Danny Birt | 2:24 |
| 6 | I Want a Hypothalamus for Christmas (Parody of I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas) | Danny Birt | 0:59 |
| 7 | The Mole Day Song | Danny Birt | 0:39 |
| 8 | Wasting Time (Parody of the Dock of the Bay) | Danny Birt | 2:12 |
| 9 | Serenity, My Browncoat Girl (Parody of Brown-Eyed Girl) | Danny Birt | 2:39 |
| 10 | Everything I Know I Learned From My Dungeon Master (Parody of Que Sera, Sera) | Danny Birt | 1:42 |
| 11 | I've Got Peace Like a Something (Parody of I've Got Peace Like a River) | Danny Birt | 0:35 |
| 12 | Lord of the Sith Dance (Parody of Simple Gifts) | Danny Birt | 2:19 |
| 13 | Harry Potter's Three (Parody of Come Together) | Danny Birt | 1:39 |
| 14 | Wasting Away in Front of My Computer Screen (Parody of Margaritaville) | Danny Birt | 2:38 |
| 15 | Rock-A-Bye Sauron (Parody of Rock-A-Bye Baby) | Danny Birt | 0:33 |
| 16 | The Trial of the Century (live recording at Balticon 2012) | Danny Birt | 2:07 |