| 1 | Theme From "The Orphan of Zhao" | Stephin Merritt | 0:57 |
| 2 | At Madam Plum's | Stephin Merritt | 2:34 |
| 3 | The Top and the Ball | Stephin Merritt | 1:47 |
| 4 | What a Fucking Lovely Day | Stephin Merritt | 1:20 |
| 5 | Auntie Toothache | Stephin Merritt | 2:45 |
| 6 | It's Hard to Be the Emperor | Stephin Merritt | 1:07 |
| 7 | Sounds Expensive | Stephin Merritt | 1:34 |
| 8 | The Red Shoes | Stephin Merritt | 1:42 |
| 9 | Fan Dance Cha-Cha | Stephin Merritt | 1:15 |
| 10 | The Little Maiden of the Sea | Stephin Merritt | 3:51 |
| 11 | Ukulele Me! | Stephin Merritt | 1:07 |
| 12 | Train Song | Stephin Merritt | 1:15 |
| 13 | The Little Hebrew Girl | Stephin Merritt | 2:07 |
| 14 | Shall We Sing a Duet? | Stephin Merritt | 0:53 |
| 15 | The Song of the Humble Serf | Stephin Merritt | 0:55 |
| 16 | The Collar and the Garter | Stephin Merritt | 1:39 |
| 17 | Shall We Sing a Duet? (reprise) | Stephin Merritt | 1:36 |
| 18 | Sorry, Wrong Show | Stephin Merritt | 1:40 |
| 19 | The Storks | Stephin Merritt | 1:23 |
| 20 | In the Spring, When I Was Young | Stephin Merritt | 2:00 |
| 21 | The Ugly Little Duck | Stephin Merritt | 3:38 |
| 22 | And He Would Say... | Stephin Merritt | 3:01 |
| 23 | The World Is Not Made of Flowers | Stephin Merritt | 1:12 |
| 24 | Behold the Lowly Centipede | Stephin Merritt | 1:39 |
| 25 | In China, Said the Moon... | Stephin Merritt | 3:35 |
| 26 | Hail! Son of Heaven | Stephin Merritt | 1:06 |