| 1 | First Blood Symphony (edit) (1997) | Stunt Rock | 3:13 |
| 2 | Channeling All the Anger About Your Parents Divorce Into a Half-Assed Electronic Music Hobby (1997) | Stunt Rock | 1:20 |
| 3 | Hider in the House (1997) | Stunt Rock | 1:02 |
| 4 | Joe Piscopo (Gein Rock Cover) (1997) | Stunt Rock | 2:53 |
| 5 | Song About Murdering Girls #73 (1997) | Stunt Rock | 2:04 |
| 6 | But a 'g' Thang Ain't Nuthin' (1997) | Stunt Rock | 1:12 |
| 7 | Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part One (1998) | Stunt Rock | 1:39 |
| 8 | Ballad of the Angry Drunk White Jungle M.C. Misanthrope Who Is Brocking Out in Mom's Basement, Part Two (1998) | Stunt Rock | 1:18 |
| 9 | Making Shitty Music So You Can Judge People for "Not Understanding Your Art" (1998) | Stunt Rock | 1:54 |
| 10 | Just Because This Is a Noise Show Doesn’t Mean It Has to Have a Terrible and Hard to Read Flyer (1998) | Stunt Rock | 1:18 |
| 11 | You, Your DJ Career, and So Many Wasted Weeknights (1998) | Stunt Rock | 1:23 |
| 12 | Embarrassing Yourself by Playing Shows With Local Bands in an Attempt to Meet Girls (1999) | Stunt Rock | 1:16 |
| 13 | News Samples + Skipping Cds = Late 90s (1999) | Stunt Rock | 0:39 |
| 14 | It's All Fun and Games Until an Art School Dropout Takes Community College Art Courses (2000) | Stunt Rock | 2:30 |
| 15 | Letting Samples Carry the Songs (2000) | Stunt Rock | 2:09 |
| 16 | You Aren't Good at Social Interaction So You Try to Make People Uncomfortable and Act Like You’re Really Into Grindcore When They Try to Talk to You About Music (2000) | Stunt Rock | 2:00 |
| 17 | "The Old Man I Am Becoming Versus the Young Man I Was" Is the Most Pretentious Song Title Ever (2001) | Stunt Rock | 1:44 |
| 18 | Girls Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2001) | Stunt Rock | 1:34 |
| 19 | Men Who Like Bjork or the Pixies and Other People to Try to Avoid (2002) | Stunt Rock | 3:33 |
| 20 | You and Your Tattoo and All the Miserable Things You’ll Go Through Together (2002) | Stunt Rock | 3:51 |
| 21 | Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #01 (2002) | Stunt Rock | 2:37 |
| 22 | Learning to Enjoy the Super Productive Time Periods When You Don't Call Me for 6 to 8 Weeks (2002) | Stunt Rock | 3:32 |
| 23 | Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #02 (2002) | Stunt Rock | 2:32 |
| 24 | Today's Instrumental Hip Hop Is Yesterday's Mannheim Steamroller (2003) | Stunt Rock | 2:47 |
| 25 | Wisconsin Is a Super Cool Place to Play Shows for Promoters Who Are Always Very Up Front and Professional With Great Audiences Who Are STD Free (2003) | Stunt Rock | 3:11 |
| 26 | Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper, Temper (2003) | Stunt Rock | 2:05 |
| 27 | I'm So Bored With Your White Dick and Other Unpopular Song Titles (2003) | Stunt Rock | 0:34 |
| 28 | Song About Every Single Girl I Have Ever Met (2004) | Stunt Rock | 3:27 |
| 29 | The CVS Across From Fritz's Corner (2004) | Stunt Rock | 2:52 |
| 30 | Unfinished REGRET™ Instruction Manual Demo #03 (2004) | Stunt Rock | 4:20 |
| 31 | Your Hobby Is Flying Kites Because You Like to Look Totally Ridiculous in Front of Strangers but Aren't Into Getting Drunk at Bars (2004) | Stunt Rock | 2:57 |
| 32 | Making Songs About Financial Responsibility When You Have No Financial Responsibility (2004) | Stunt Rock | 3:02 |
| 33 | You Use the Black and White Setting on Your Digital Camera Because You Think You're an Artist but Really You're a Fucking Joke (2005) | Stunt Rock | 3:57 |
| 34 | Please Don’t Say "In a Perfect World" During Our Business Meeting (2005) | Stunt Rock | 3:02 |
| 35 | You're Not a DJ You’re Just a Guy With 2 Ipods, a Hoodie, a Gold Chain Necklace, Some A Cappella Mp3s and Terrible Taste in Music (2006) | Stunt Rock | 1:52 |
| 36 | Just Because It's the Largest Metropolin Area Nearest the Suburb You Reside in Doesn't Mean That's Where You're From (2006) | Stunt Rock | 3:06 |
| 37 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part One (2006) | Stunt Rock | 1:19 |
| 38 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Two (2006) | Stunt Rock | 0:59 |
| 39 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Three (2006) | Stunt Rock | 1:15 |
| 40 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Four (2006) | Stunt Rock | 2:01 |
| 41 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Five (2006) | Stunt Rock | 0:46 |
| 42 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Six (2006) | Stunt Rock | 1:25 |
| 43 | Dumbing Down Your Art So You Can Open a 15-Act Hip Hop Show, Part Seven (2006) | Stunt Rock | 1:22 |
| 44 | Dear Christian Girl Part Two Original Demo (2007) | Stunt Rock | 3:00 |
| 45 | Pride, Passion and People Yelling at You Wanting to Hurt Your Feelings (2008) | Stunt Rock | 1:34 |
| 46 | Dear Dildo Please Stop Using the Word Epic (2009) | Stunt Rock | 1:08 |
| 47 | Kiss Me Deadly (2009) | Stunt Rock | 4:17 |
| 48 | Deleting Your Social Networking Profile So You Can Mock People Who Notice Even Though You Did It to Get Attention (2009) | Stunt Rock | 0:48 |
| 49 | Milo Moves to Portland and Enters the Dating Scene (2009) | Stunt Rock | 1:22 |
| 50 | Schank Beats (2010) | Stunt Rock | 1:20 |
| 51 | You Have Speakers by Your Bed Because You Have the Shitty Priorities and Think You Get a Lot of Pussy and That Girls Want to Listen to Music After They Have Sex With You (2010) | Stunt Rock | 1:14 |
| 52 | A Musicians Guide to Outgrowing and Alienating What's Left of Your Fanbase (2010) | Stunt Rock | 1:12 |
| 53 | A Music Fans Guide to Outgrowing and Abandoning What's Left of Your Favorite Musician Or: How to Have Kids and Gain Weight (2011) | Stunt Rock | 3:23 |