| 1 | Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of the S | Worm Quartet | 0:48 |
| 2 | Dear God | Worm Quartet | 2:16 |
| 3 | Mommy’s Broken | Worm Quartet | 0:05 |
| 4 | Boning Away on the Ottoman | Worm Quartet | 0:47 |
| 5 | Frank’s Not in the Band Anymore | Worm Quartet | 3:38 |
| 6 | Ode to Phil | Worm Quartet | 0:04 |
| 7 | Mommy’s Broken (Underwater version) | Worm Quartet | 0:05 |
| 8 | Pac‐Man Is Naked and So Should You | Worm Quartet | 1:39 |
| 9 | Deodorant | Worm Quartet | 0:28 |
| 10 | I Hate Syracuse | Worm Quartet | 0:15 |
| 11 | Get a Real Dog | Worm Quartet | 2:13 |
| 12 | Mommy’s Broken (dance remix) | Worm Quartet | 0:05 |
| 13 | Long Story Short | Worm Quartet | 0:15 |
| 14 | Minuet in G | Worm Quartet | 0:24 |
| 15 | Thermometer of Doom | Worm Quartet | 0:22 |
| 16 | Too Fat for the Pit | Worm Quartet | 2:45 |
| 17 | Mommy’s Broken (French version) | Worm Quartet | 0:07 |
| 18 | Done | Worm Quartet | 0:09 |
| 19 | Ice Cream Has No Bones | Worm Quartet | 1:47 |
| 20 | It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib | Worm Quartet | 2:24 |
| 21 | Mommy's Broken (Backwards version) | Worm Quartet | 0:05 |
| 22 | I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer’s Mailbox | Worm Quartet | 0:44 |
| 23 | Deadanimals | Worm Quartet | 0:27 |
| 24 | Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler | Worm Quartet | 3:34 |
| 25 | That Better Not Be a Fucking Raisin in My Cookie | Worm Quartet | 0:53 |
| 26 | Mommy’s Broken (1992 Live Import Alternate Bonus Bootleg Demo) | Worm Quartet | 1:41 |
| 27 | Road Bliss | Worm Quartet | 5:05 |
| 28 | Get a Real Dog (Rin Tin Tinnitus mix by the Gothsicles) | Worm Quartet | 1:52 |
| 29 | Mommy’s Broken (live unplugged) | Worm Quartet feat. Eric Coleman | 0:26 |
| 30 | Long Story Short (live) | Worm Quartet | 0:29 |
| 31 | Dear God (Old Mix That Phil Likes for Some Reason) | Worm Quartet | 2:16 |
| 32 | Mommy’s Broken (Super Spiffy Guest Star version) | Worm Quartet | 0:16 |
| 33 | Pac‐Man Is Naked and So Should You (live) | Worm Quartet feat. The Great L | 2:15 |
| 34 | Too Fat for the Pit (live) | Worm Quartet | 3:01 |
| 35 | Mommy’s Broken (David Tanny mega‐mix) | Worm Quartet | 3:50 |
| 36 | Super Hidden Bonus Track That You’ll Never Find | Worm Quartet | 4:26 |