| 1 | Nine Minutes of Non‐Fiction | Neil Perry | 3:40 |
| 2 | Kicked | Neil Perry | 1:51 |
| 3 | Seeping Through the Cracks | Neil Perry | 3:16 |
| 4 | What Is in the Making | Neil Perry | 3:27 |
| 5 | Looking Back on the Way You Want to Be in the Future | Neil Perry | 0:58 |
| 6 | Fading Away Like the Rest of Them | Neil Perry | 2:50 |
| 7 | Sorry for the Misunderstanding Mr. Watts… | Neil Perry | 2:32 |
| 8 | Millions Lost at the Penny Arcade | Neil Perry | 2:17 |
| 9 | I Wanna Talk to Samson | Neil Perry | 0:29 |
| 10 | Yes Officer My Name Is Mr. Hermitiowitch… | Neil Perry | 0:39 |
| 11 | Shit Blows Up…It’s So Good | Neil Perry | 3:03 |
| 12 | Becoming What You Hate | Neil Perry | 0:43 |
| 13 | Another Trip to Baltimore | Neil Perry | 0:30 |
| 14 | Igor, My Girlfriend Dumped Me… Let’s Write Sad Songs | Neil Perry | 0:16 |
| 15 | So Tom Cruise Turns to Me and Says | Neil Perry | 2:36 |
| 16 | Breathing With One Bad Lung | Neil Perry | 1:18 |
| 17 | There’s a Fine Line Between Thrift Store and White Trash | Neil Perry | 0:58 |
| 18 | A Friend Is a Lesson to Be Learned | Neil Perry | 1:40 |
| 19 | September 15th, City Lights, and the Clouds That Suck Them Dry | Neil Perry | 1:22 |
| 20 | I Bought This Southern Rap Compilation and All I Got Was This Lousy High Hat | Neil Perry | 0:52 |
| 21 | Josh’s Dream Party: Beer, Girls, and a Computer | Neil Perry | 1:23 |
| 22 | Memoirs of an Illiterate Penpal | Neil Perry | 1:06 |
| 23 | There Will Come Soft Rains | Neil Perry | 1:22 |
| 24 | You Can’t Fight Jose Cuervo and Win | Neil Perry | 0:42 |
| 25 | Don’t Even Try to Start a Honda Accord If It’s in Drive | Neil Perry | 0:35 |
| 26 | Bluebook Bedtime Story | Neil Perry | 0:56 |
| 27 | Trips to Baltimore | Neil Perry | 0:28 |
| 28 | Friends That Fuck | Neil Perry | 0:30 |
| 29 | Luc Fucked the Prom Queen | Neil Perry | 0:44 |
| 30 | When My Favorite Sports Team Loses, It Makes Me Want to Hit My Girlfriend | Neil Perry | 0:42 |
| 31 | Mauro, If This Is a Show About God, I’m Gonna Kill You | Neil Perry | 1:12 |
| 32 | The Last Sip Is 90% Spit | Neil Perry | 1:32 |
| 33 | Short‐Haired Metal | Neil Perry | 0:36 |
| 34 | Oh Shit | Neil Perry | 0:26 |
| 35 | Catalyst | Neil Perry | 0:59 |
| 36 | Moira | Neil Perry | 0:17 |
| 37 | Elvis Wears Nikes | Neil Perry | 0:46 |
| 38 | Fuck You | Neil Perry | 1:44 |
| 39 | There Was Definitely a Point When the Victim Passed Out…Then the Killer Kicked Him | Neil Perry | 1:20 |
| 40 | I’m Sad for You | Neil Perry | 1:56 |