| 1 | We Do a Christmas | Worm Quartet | 1:09 |
| 2 | Hobby Lobby Christmas | Pony Death Ride | 2:10 |
| 3 | Santa | Devo Spice feat. Power Salad | 4:23 |
| 4 | I Want a Giant Meteor for Christmas | Consortium of Genius | 1:59 |
| 5 | Mr. Yuletide | Insane Ian | 3:40 |
| 6 | Falalalalalalalala | Robert Lund and Spaff | 1:57 |
| 7 | Blame the Elves | Moneyshot Cosmonauts | 3:33 |
| 8 | Christmas in Bizarro World | Kobi LaCroix | 3:02 |
| 9 | The Twelve Days of Christmas Sweaters | Steve Goodie | 3:14 |
| 10 | Wasted on the Sleigh (not-cappella version) | Robert Lund and Spaff | 2:45 |
| 11 | SAINT NICK DICK PIC | Amy Engelhardt | 2:15 |
| 12 | You Better Watch Out | Insane Ian feat. Devo Spice | 2:13 |
| 13 | Claustrophobia | Smashy Claw | 3:23 |
| 14 | Realistic Wish List | Carla Ulbrich | 1:35 |
| 15 | Frosty (The North Side of the Pole, Part 3) | Moneyshot Cosmonauts | 3:28 |
| 16 | F*** Off for Christmas (radio version) | Mikey Mason | 1:59 |
| 17 | Jingle Bell Rock Does Not Rock | Steve Goodie | 0:50 |
| 18 | A Minor Song (for a Minor Holiday) | Lauren Mayer | 2:25 |
| 19 | Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie, Too | Toby Danger | 3:20 |
| 20 | You’re Getting the Finger for Christmas | Dan Warren | 3:59 |
| 21 | Krampus, Krampus, Krampus | The Courtesan & The Cabin Boy | 2:05 |
| 22 | The Last Song on the Album | Devo Spice | 4:44 |