| 1 | I Wanted To Open the Same Way Giuliani Opened | Jon Stewart | 1:54 |
| 2 | What's Fuck Again? | Jon Stewart | 3:07 |
| 3 | The Typist is a Poopy Head | Jon Stewart | 1:00 |
| 4 | Jewish New Year's | Jon Stewart | 0:25 |
| 5 | You Spelled Ate Like the Number | Jon Stewart | 3:02 |
| 6 | ??? | Jon Stewart | — |
| 7 | Germany, the Michael Jordan of War, Took a Pass | Jon Stewart | 1:17 |
| 8 | The Blah Blah Button | Jon Stewart | 0:21 |
| 9 | Why Don't You Make Fun of the Democrats? | Jon Stewart | 2:58 |
| 10 | You Remember Four Years Ago? That Was Cool | Jon Stewart | 0:58 |
| 11 | What the Fuck's Going On Around Here? | Jon Stewart | 1:46 |
| 12 | The Bell Curve | Jon Stewart | 4:53 |
| 13 | What is the Gay Agenda? | Jon Stewart | 5:49 |
| 14 | No Tilde, Dude? | Jon Stewart | 2:35 |
| 15 | How Big a Dick Must You Be... | Jon Stewart | 3:21 |
| 16 | DON'T RECONSTITUTE THE DEADLY VIRUS | Jon Stewart | 5:22 |
| 17 | It's Another Way to Shop and Jerk Off | Jon Stewart | 11:27 |
| 18 | You Might as Well Talk Like a Pirate | Jon Stewart | 3:55 |
| 19 | Pious Headgear | Jon Stewart | 2:31 |
| 20 | It's Like the Boy Scouts Without Jews | Jon Stewart | 1:11 |
| 21 | I'm From America, Home of the Whopper | Jon Stewart | 3:14 |
| 22 | See, This is What I'm Talking About | Jon Stewart | 3:34 |
| 23 | We're Gonna Be Okay | Jon Stewart | 1:33 |
| 24 | Wow, Do You Have Another Cat? | Jon Stewart | 3:48 |
| 25 | Nooo | Jon Stewart | 4:18 |