| 1 | Opening | George Carlin | 1:30 |
| 2 | Old Fuck | George Carlin | 3:45 |
| 3 | Goin' Through My Address Book | George Carlin | 2:52 |
| 4 | Things We Say When People Die | George Carlin | 2:36 |
| 5 | He's Smiling Down | George Carlin | 2:11 |
| 6 | Parents in Hell | George Carlin | 1:08 |
| 7 | People Refuse to Be Realistic | George Carlin | 1:10 |
| 8 | Dead Parents Helping | George Carlin | 3:59 |
| 9 | A Couple of Other Questions | George Carlin | 1:04 |
| 10 | Today's Professional Parents | George Carlin | 5:48 |
| 11 | The Self-Esteem Movement | George Carlin | 1:16 |
| 12 | Every Child Is Special | George Carlin | 1:42 |
| 13 | Children Are Our Future | George Carlin | 0:39 |
| 14 | Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult | George Carlin | 0:42 |
| 15 | I Like People | George Carlin | 0:51 |
| 16 | Stupid Bullshit | George Carlin | 3:12 |
| 17 | Stupid Bullshit on the Phone | George Carlin | 2:33 |
| 18 | What a Phone Call Should Be | George Carlin | 0:54 |
| 19 | In a Coma | George Carlin | 0:49 |
| 20 | Their Kids! | George Carlin | 1:09 |
| 21 | They Want to Show You the Pictures | George Carlin | 4:29 |
| 22 | Just Enough Bullshit | George Carlin | 1:33 |
| 23 | No One Questions Things | George Carlin | 2:55 |
| 24 | Proud to Be an American | George Carlin | 1:47 |
| 25 | God Bless America | George Carlin | 2:59 |
| 26 | Takin' Off Yer Hat | George Carlin | 3:04 |
| 27 | Swearing on the Bible | George Carlin | 4:23 |
| 28 | You Have No Rights | George Carlin | 5:14 |