| 1 | Hi, How's It Going | Adam Brodsky | 0:09 |
| 2 | Clap You Fuckers Clap | Adam Brodsky | 1:35 |
| 3 | Witty Banter | Adam Brodsky | 0:37 |
| 4 | Why I Didn't Call | Adam Brodsky | 3:56 |
| 5 | Witty Yet Heretical Banter | Adam Brodsky | 2:16 |
| 6 | Jump on a Cross and Die | Adam Brodsky | 4:05 |
| 7 | Even Wittier Banter | Adam Brodsky | 0:26 |
| 8 | The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen | Adam Brodsky | 4:56 |
| 9 | Banter So Witty You'll Plotz | Adam Brodsky | 0:59 |
| 10 | Fuck You (And the Sport Utility Vehicle You Rode in On) | Adam Brodsky | 3:32 |
| 11 | Again With the Banter? | Adam Brodsky | 0:35 |
| 12 | Bite Me | Adam Brodsky | 3:21 |
| 13 | Does This Dork Ever Shut Up? | Adam Brodsky | 1:07 |
| 14 | The Gaucho Named Klaus | Adam Brodsky | 4:55 |
| 15 | Yadda Yadda Yadda | Adam Brodsky | 1:24 |
| 16 | My Soul Ain't Got No Soul | Adam Brodsky | 3:53 |
| 17 | Ballad of a Skank Ho | Adam Brodsky | 2:55 |
| 18 | Just Shut Up and Sing Already | Adam Brodsky | 0:14 |
| 19 | Jesus Owes Me $50 | Adam Brodsky | 4:58 |
| 20 | No Wonder You Don't Get Laid, You Talk Too Much | Adam Brodsky | 0:12 |
| 21 | Tool | Adam Brodsky | 3:05 |
| 22 | You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on This Album If There Wan't So Much Witty Banter | Adam Brodsky | 0:12 |
| 23 | The Other Madonna | Adam Brodsky | 3:30 |
| 24 | This Banter and a Token Will Get You on a Bus | Adam Brodsky | 1:38 |
| 25 | Diesel Dyke | Adam Brodsky | 3:47 |
| 26 | Hidden: Bite Me (reprise) | Adam Brodsky | 11:43 |