| 1 | Chemistry 211 (Stay Away From Ryan, He Scratches) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:30 |
| 2 | I’m Not Even Mad Mine Isn’t Movie Quality (Stepping Out of My Comfort Zone) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:50 |
| 3 | Captain Tom‐Tom (Another Ballad of Love) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:35 |
| 4 | My Nana Takes Her Wig Off When She’s Drunk (Fire Up Them Grills) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:23 |
| 5 | Redneck Inter‐Lewd‐Acts 23 (Keep on Truckin) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:48 |
| 6 | Wave Bye to Uncle Jim (A Relaxing Day on the Roof) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:48 |
| 7 | Butterfly Death Squad (I Swear to God, I Swear to God) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:18 |
| 8 | Think Again Tommy I Stole Your Mom’s Dildo (Live Laugh Love) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:21 |
| 9 | I Don’t Care If You’re a Paraplegic, Let’s Play Twister (It’s All in the Hips) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:40 |
| 10 | Damn, I Can’t Find My Dad’s Cock Ring (A Bad Time at Uncle Fuck’s) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:38 |
| 11 | He Had a Voice That Could Make a Wolverine Purr and Suits So Fine They Made Sinatra Look Like a Hobo (A Man on Fire) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:29 |
| 12 | David Letterman Cuckold Dance Party (Please Don’t Get It in My Hair) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:42 |
| 13 | The Human Torch Was Denied a Bank Loan and Mr. Fantastic Had Sex With a Rubber Band Ball (It Was Not Fun to Watch) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:45 |
| 14 | Jesus Definitely Had a Huge Dong, No Questions Asked (It Looks Bigger in Person) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:38 |
| 15 | Shut Up Chuck You Fucked My Surfboard (And the Lord Said Amen) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:55 |
| 16 | Green Eggs and the Hamburglars Revenge (Don’t You Even Think About Eating Those Cat Turds Timothy) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:54 |
| 17 | Living With Droopy Dog Gave Me the Boom Snap (It Was Actually the Clap) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:22 |
| 18 | I Suck Dicks Like You for Breakfast (Getting Back at Uncle Fuck) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:54 |
| 19 | I Went to a Carnival With the Cheesburger Picnic and I Left With Two Stuffed Bears and Half a Dirty Popsicle (Friends Forever) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:01 |
| 20 | It Isn’t a Phase Mom, Barney Lives Vicariously Through Me Now (Purple Suit of God) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:06 |
| 21 | Who What When Where Why Did You Take My Bug Collection (There’s No Trust in This Household) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:47 |
| 22 | Don’t Tell Me You Like the Police Cause I’ll Break Your Kneecaps Motherfucker (Tonya Harding Shuffle) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:58 |
| 23 | My Heart Is Broken but I Still Need to Get My Jetta Fixed ASAP (No Time for Tom Foolery) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:58 |
| 24 | Glass Vampires Roam These Darkened Woods Fellas (Protek Ya Nek) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:15 |
| 25 | The Devil Is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass (Goodbye Uncle Fuck) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:00 |
| 26 | Now I’m Not a Violent Person, but I Would Kill Someone in Front of They Granmama for a Ten Speed (The Rebirth of Uncle Fuck) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:21 |
| 27 | This Shit Goes Out to the Dude With the Monster Tat (Sick Ink Brotito) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:27 |
| 28 | Fuck Popeye’s Spinach I Eat Colgate Lasagna for These Bad Boys Mother Fucker (Fuck You Joel Osteen) | secondgradeknifefight | 0:59 |
| 29 | I Was Eatin Beans by Candle Light for a Decade (House of Wax 2005 Was Aight) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:33 |
| 30 | Dust Off Ya Filas It’s Time to Make Some Money Busta (For the Suckas) | secondgradeknifefight | 1:16 |