| 1 | Great Nachos, Great Price | Parry Gripp | 0:31 |
| 2 | Say Hello to Your Brand New Favorite Pizza | Parry Gripp | 0:49 |
| 3 | One Donut a Day | Parry Gripp | 0:41 |
| 4 | Fried Chicken | Parry Gripp | 0:52 |
| 5 | Bran Flakes | Parry Gripp | 0:39 |
| 6 | We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today | Parry Gripp | 0:25 |
| 7 | Time for Tennis | Parry Gripp | 0:34 |
| 8 | European Football | Parry Gripp | 0:35 |
| 9 | Baseball Is Fun | Parry Gripp | 0:35 |
| 10 | Golf | Parry Gripp | 0:34 |
| 11 | Golf Is Groovy | Parry Gripp | 0:58 |
| 12 | Muffler Shop | Parry Gripp | 0:35 |
| 13 | At the Bar | Parry Gripp | 0:42 |
| 14 | London's Calling | Parry Gripp | 0:42 |
| 15 | Health Food Store | Parry Gripp | 1:01 |
| 16 | Pita City Falafel | Parry Gripp | 0:32 |
| 17 | Truck Drivin' Man | Parry Gripp | 0:30 |
| 18 | Big Mamma-Jamma | Parry Gripp | 0:39 |
| 19 | This Is One Hell of a Truck | Parry Gripp | 0:34 |
| 20 | Good Woman, Good Truck, Good Life | Parry Gripp | 1:05 |
| 21 | Nice Motherfucking Truck | Parry Gripp | 0:30 |
| 22 | More Blades = Better Shave | Parry Gripp | 0:39 |
| 23 | You've Got to Have Faith (In Your Anti-Perspirant) | Parry Gripp | 0:40 |
| 24 | That Ain't Fresh | Parry Gripp | 0:50 |
| 25 | Mouthwash | Parry Gripp | 0:45 |
| 26 | Coffee Breath | Parry Gripp | 0:27 |
| 27 | Do You Like Waffles? | Parry Gripp | 0:30 |
| 28 | Waffles Are Outrageous | Parry Gripp | 0:30 |
| 29 | Dippin' | Parry Gripp | 0:36 |
| 30 | Got to Dip It! | Parry Gripp | 0:33 |
| 31 | Everyone's Dipping | Parry Gripp | 0:32 |
| 32 | Beer in a Can | Parry Gripp | 0:38 |
| 33 | You Need a Beer | Parry Gripp | 0:27 |
| 34 | You're My One, You're My Only, You're My Beer | Parry Gripp | 0:53 |
| 35 | Drinkin' a Beer With My Lady | Parry Gripp | 0:38 |
| 36 | Light Beer | Parry Gripp | 0:18 |
| 37 | It's the Greatest Deal | Parry Gripp | 0:35 |
| 38 | Don't Wait Too Long | Parry Gripp | 0:55 |
| 39 | Blue Light Special | Parry Gripp | 0:43 |
| 40 | This Sale Is Going to Blow Your Mind | Parry Gripp | 0:40 |
| 41 | Big Sale | Parry Gripp | 0:29 |
| 42 | Mucho Cafeino, Pico Dinero | Parry Gripp | 0:47 |
| 43 | Drinkin' Time! | Parry Gripp | 0:31 |
| 44 | You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here | Parry Gripp | 0:53 |
| 45 | She Likes Yoo-Hoo (More Than She Likes Me-Hoo) | Parry Gripp | 0:47 |
| 46 | Leprechaun's Holiday | Parry Gripp | 0:46 |
| 47 | Life's Too Short | Parry Gripp | 0:40 |
| 48 | Why Do I Always Get in the Wrong Line at the Grocery Store? | Parry Gripp | 0:49 |
| 49 | You Can't Sleep | Parry Gripp | 0:54 |
| 50 | You Need Our Cold Medicine | Parry Gripp | 1:10 |
| 51 | Hooray for Santa Claus | Parry Gripp | 0:42 |