| 1 | To Be Coach Potato, to Be Chicken, to Be Fishy, Be Down in the Dumps | Canoply Games | — |
| 2 | Those Who Cannot Change Their Minds Cannot Change Anything | Canoply Games | — |
| 3 | If You Want to Be Somebody, Somebody Really Special, Be Yourself! | Canoply Games | — |
| 4 | No Act of Kindness, No Matter How Small, Is Ever Wasted | Canoply Games | — |
| 5 | Surely It's No Coincidence That the Word "Listen" Is an Anagram of the Word "Silent" | Canoply Games | — |
| 6 | We Hang the Petty Thieves and Appoint the Great Ones to Public Office | Canoply Games | — |
| 7 | All Human Actions Have One or More of These Seven Causes: Chance, Nature, Compulsion, Habit, Reason, Passion, and Desire | Canoply Games | — |
| 8 | Always Forgive Your Enemies; Nothing Annoys Them So Much | Canoply Games | — |