| 1 | St. Nizzle's Mailbag | Kevin & Bean | 3:05 |
| 2 | Fo' Shizzle St. Nizzle... | Chris Gentry | 2:21 |
| 3 | Ray Romano's Letter to Santa | Ray Romano | 0:40 |
| 4 | Christmas by the Phone | Good Charlotte | 2:42 |
| 5 | Ralph's Letter to Santa | Ralph Garman | 1:47 |
| 6 | Xmas Eve (She Got Up and Left Me) | Rancid | 2:37 |
| 7 | David Alan Grier's Letter to Santa | David Alan Grier | 1:03 |
| 8 | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Jack Johnson | 2:08 |
| 9 | Lisa May's Letter to Santa | Lisa May | 1:01 |
| 10 | Santa's Pissed Off | Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century | 3:56 |
| 11 | Dieu To's Letter to Santa | Dieu To | 1:25 |
| 12 | Santa's Coming | Hoobastank | 3:19 |
| 13 | Jay Mohr's Letter to Santa | Jay Mohr | 0:41 |
| 14 | Mullet Christmas | The Shout | 3:24 |
| 15 | Money's Letter to Santa | Kevin & Bean | 0:46 |
| 16 | Mele Kalikimaka | Nick Hexum | 2:22 |
| 17 | Jenna Jameson's Letter to Santa | Jenna Jameson | 0:55 |
| 18 | Snowball | Jimmy Fallon | 1:56 |
| 19 | Bob Hope's Letter to Santa | Bob Hope | 1:31 |
| 20 | Alone This Holiday | The Used | 2:53 |
| 21 | Craig Kilborn's Letter to Santa | Craig Kilborn | 0:57 |
| 22 | SpongeBob SquarePants Christmas | Kevin & Bean | 1:45 |
| 23 | Mole's Letter to Santa | Mole | 1:09 |
| 24 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Coldplay | 3:00 |
| 25 | Bobcat's Letter to Santa | Bobcat Goldthwait | 1:07 |
| 26 | Naked Christmas | Cousin Oliver | 2:43 |
| 27 | Jimmy Kimmel's Letter to Santa | Jimmy Kimmel | 0:26 |
| 28 | The Only Gift That I Need | Dashboard Confessional | 2:08 |
| 29 | Bobby Trendy's Letter to Santa | Bobby Trendy | 1:36 |
| 30 | Anna's Xmas Party | Kevin & Bean | 4:01 |
| 31 | John Madden's Letter to Santa | John Madden | 1:03 |
| 32 | White Christmas | The Flaming Lips | 3:30 |
| 33 | Lewis Black's Letter to Santa | Lewis Black | 0:57 |
| 34 | My Christmas List | Simple Plan | 3:26 |
| 35 | Armenian Comedian's Letter to Santa | Armenian Comedian | 0:48 |
| 36 | Forget December | Something Corporate | 3:10 |
| 37 | Loquisha's Letter to Santa | Loquisha | 0:11 |
| 38 | Season's Change | TRUSTcompany | 5:03 |