| 1 | Flanger When You Die | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:25 |
| 2 | How to Use a Good Idea Till It Turns Into a Bad Idea | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 0:52 |
| 3 | Adolf Hitler's Emotional Side | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:36 |
| 4 | Max Cance and the Cockring Industry | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 0:48 |
| 5 | Try to Misunderstand This One | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:36 |
| 6 | I'm Wolverine and You're a Walrus and I'm Kicking Your Ass | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 0:56 |
| 7 | Albanian on Radar (Laquiete remix) | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:01 |
| 8 | I'm the Tiennamen Square Guy and You All Are the Fucking Tanks | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:27 |
| 9 | Indie Bad, Gabber Good | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 0:18 |
| 10 | We Had a Riot Doing Diacetylmorphine (feat. Agent Pazz) | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:40 |
| 11 | I Can't Believe, Hedgehogs Have a Bone Inside Their Cock | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:46 |
| 12 | The Dirt Between My Feet's Fingers (aka The Reverse Delay Revenge) | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:13 |
| 13 | Amelie Free Youth | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:19 |
| 14 | The Unbearable Lightness of a Farm Tractor | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:35 |
| 15 | Welcome to the Land of Quality Snare | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 1:11 |
| 16 | The Man Who Shot at the Squirrels (A Tribute to Glenn Benton) | Miss Violetta Beauregarde | 0:45 |