| 1 | Gamemasters | Earles and Jensen | 0:34 |
| 2 | Introducing Bleachy: Poised to Sweep the Nation | Earles and Jensen | 2:38 |
| 3 | Taco Bell Dog and Taz Tattoos | Earles and Jensen | 2:19 |
| 4 | Morris Day Is on His Way | Earles and Jensen | 0:49 |
| 5 | Honey, Tiger Woods Is on the Phone, Quit Fiddle-Fucking Around | Earles and Jensen | 3:53 |
| 6 | Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July (live on the radio) | Earles and Jensen | 1:28 |
| 7 | Jazz Jermaine: Ru Paul's Personal Assistant | Earles and Jensen | 1:06 |
| 8 | Barbara: A Realistic Portrait | Earles and Jensen | 5:09 |
| 9 | Barbara's Husband Clears the Air | Earles and Jensen | 4:36 |
| 10 | Attitudes: A Bar w/ a Bunch of Dumbasses Hanging Out | Earles and Jensen | 0:48 |
| 11 | Bedroom ETA: A Jermaine Stewart Cover Band | Earles and Jensen | 2:35 |
| 12 | Morris Day Has Worked Up an Appetite | Earles and Jensen | 0:38 |
| 13 | A Really Big Day for Mom | Earles and Jensen | 1:14 |
| 14 | I Should Hope So | Earles and Jensen | 1:23 |
| 15 | Bleachy and the .99 Cent Big Bufords | Earles and Jensen | 2:05 |
| 16 | Tim Butler, an Old Flatmate of David J.'s | Earles and Jensen | 1:29 |
| 17 | Trish Calls Beastie From Soulcracker (live on WFMU) | Earles and Jensen | 1:57 |
| 18 | Chauncy Gardner, Gallagher's Personal Assistant | Earles and Jensen | 1:28 |
| 19 | Just Farr a Laugh: The Yogurt Machine | Earles and Jensen | 5:39 |
| 20 | Change It Into "Kenny" From South Park, That's Some Funny Shit | Earles and Jensen | 1:47 |
| 21 | Bleachy Tries to Join the Army... Again | Earles and Jensen | 1:54 |
| 22 | The Bewildering Funnies | Earles and Jensen | 1:44 |
| 23 | Man With a Confusing Array of Things to Sell | Earles and Jensen | 4:25 |
| 24 | KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy-Flavored Doritos | Earles and Jensen | 1:20 |
| 25 | Bleachy at T.G.I. Fridays | Earles and Jensen | 1:00 |
| 26 | Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July, Part II | Earles and Jensen | 1:50 |
| 27 | Danny Aiello and Son Would Like to Come In for Some Eggs | Earles and Jensen | 1:05 |
| 28 | Isaac Hayes Was Verbally Assaulted Today | Earles and Jensen | 3:07 |
| 29 | I Took Acid at Work Yesterday | Earles and Jensen | 3:00 |
| 30 | Christopher Fucking Cross | Earles and Jensen | 2:56 |
| 31 | Howie Mandell's Brother | Earles and Jensen | 1:43 |
| 32 | Unsensible Shooz | Earles and Jensen | 2:49 |
| 33 | Bleachy Is Back in Town, Look Out | Earles and Jensen | 2:35 |