| 1 | Making Room for the Worthwhile | Usurp Synapse | 0:59 |
| 2 | Wrist, Meet Razor | Usurp Synapse | 1:01 |
| 3 | Maybe You Should Kill Yourself | Usurp Synapse | 1:02 |
| 4 | You Thought You Were Special, You Were Wrong | Usurp Synapse | 1:51 |
| 5 | An Aspirin, an X-Ray 1 | Usurp Synapse | 0:49 |
| 6 | An Aspirin, an X-Ray 2 | Usurp Synapse | 0:27 |
| 7 | An Aspirin, an X-Ray 3 | Usurp Synapse | 1:49 |
| 8 | An Aspirin, an X-Ray 4 | Usurp Synapse | 1:48 |
| 9 | Murder Was the Case They Gave Me | Usurp Synapse | 0:25 |
| 10 | Born Different | Usurp Synapse | 1:34 |
| 11 | Come and Get It Mole | Usurp Synapse | 1:07 |
| 12 | Doin' the Backwards | Usurp Synapse | 0:43 |
| 13 | We Shoot From the Hip | Usurp Synapse | 0:52 |
| 14 | Live It! Live It! | Usurp Synapse | 0:30 |
| 15 | Here's $100 Seniorita | Usurp Synapse | 0:33 |
| 16 | Keith Sweat | Usurp Synapse | 0:20 |
| 17 | I'm a Fufufucking Vavavampire | Usurp Synapse | 0:44 |
| 18 | What Would You Say If I Said I Love You I Love You | Usurp Synapse | 0:18 |
| 19 | Static Instrumental | Usurp Synapse | 0:58 |
| 20 | I Was Born With a Hard-On | Usurp Synapse | 0:39 |
| 21 | Upenya | Usurp Synapse | 0:52 |
| 22 | Good Luck With Your Book | Usurp Synapse | 0:57 |
| 23 | Brundlefly | Usurp Synapse | 1:26 |
| 24 | 3 Clicks | Usurp Synapse | 0:35 |
| 25 | The Main Ingredient | Usurp Synapse | 5:48 |
| 26 | I Know a Guy Who Likes Dynamite | Usurp Synapse | 1:04 |
| 27 | Going Down With Both Guns Blazin' | Usurp Synapse | 1:29 |
| 28 | Truth About Pyecraft | Usurp Synapse | 1:35 |
| 29 | Talk to Tucker | Usurp Synapse | 1:35 |
| 30 | Robot Insurance | Usurp Synapse | 1:36 |
| 31 | Meryl Streep Is a Fucking Liar | Usurp Synapse | 1:02 |
| 32 | Pete Rose's Homerun Derby | Usurp Synapse | 1:46 |
| 33 | When Good Pets Go Bad | Usurp Synapse | 1:45 |
| 34 | Lil Guy | Usurp Synapse | 0:32 |
| 35 | Hairdo 2000 AD | Usurp Synapse | 0:52 |
| 36 | Oh, You Are Sick | Usurp Synapse | 1:36 |
| 37 | Bloody Hardhat | Usurp Synapse | 1:31 |
| 38 | Don't Be Cruel | Usurp Synapse | 2:35 |
| 39 | A Circle of Thank-You's | Usurp Synapse | 0:54 |
| 40 | Carebear Stare | Usurp Synapse | 1:23 |
| 41 | My Spidey Sense Is Going Fucking Nuts | Usurp Synapse | 1:41 |
| 42 | Robocop as a Fragrance | Usurp Synapse | 1:38 |
| 43 | Giga Please! | Usurp Synapse | 1:13 |
| 44 | Take Advantage of the Free Headlock | Usurp Synapse | 1:34 |
| 45 | Mexidudes | Usurp Synapse | 3:40 |
| 46 | Beard of Remoras | Usurp Synapse | 2:09 |
| 47 | Modulator-Demodulator | Usurp Synapse | 2:23 |
| 48 | Misc. Arrangement of Black Market Parts | Usurp Synapse | 1:30 |
| 49 | Muscle on the Wolf | Usurp Synapse | 1:44 |
| 50 | Pathogen Gimmick | Usurp Synapse | 3:31 |